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Training Update: March 2026

Current state of things

It’s been a while since I checked in on how things are going in nothing-but-bikes-land. So here I am to being you another addition of “Nobody Asked For It: Jeff’s Training Stuff”. Settle in, embrace the suck. Here’s a high-level overview before we get into the grit.

Currently we’re guesstimating the my functional threshold power (FTP) is about 270W. That’s what it being used for training targets and it seems reasonably accurate. I had been using 280W earlier in the winter based on a Zwift FTP ramp test, but then with my new training new regimen I couldn’t hold my targets and had to modify downwards.

If anyone asks, my FTP is 300W. It is common practice to round up or to just fully make up a number for conversations/parties.

Weekly training volume

Here’s an idea of what a week looks like from a training perspective:

Day Type Duration Comments
Saturday Zone 2 (easy) 3 hours It was awful doing 2.5 hour rides indoors, 3 hours outdoors is much better - biggest training day of the week
Sunday Zone 2 (easy) 2.5 hours Can switch out with Saturday for longer ride if a nicer day outdoors
Monday Weights 1 hour Bilateral weight day, optional recovery ride in the evening
Tuesday Threshold 1 hour 3 × 10 minutes at FTP with 5 minutes rest
Wednesday Weights 1 hour Unilateral weights day, optional recovery ride in the evening
Thursday VO2max 1 hour 4 × 5 minutes at 107% FTP with five minutes rest
Friday REST 24 hours Glorious rest day, optional ride to work

So roughly 9.5 hours a week on the bike, plus weights, plus 40 minutes for the return trip to work. Right now is that whole thing that that ugly Orange troll decided to do in Iran that has doubled diesel prices so I always bike which is 200 minutes = 3 hours and 20 minutes for a total of just under 13 hours a week.

No wonder I’m always tired and hungry.

Upcoming events

Tentative plans for the summer.

Name Distance Date Priority Comment
Paris to Ancaster 70 km April 26 B Season opener, weather is a wildcard
100 Acre Gravel 100 km May 31 A Hometown race
Screaming Squirrel 80 km June 7 C Seems like fun
Dirty Burger Grease Prix 90 km July 25 C Seems like fun
GORBA Epic 15 km Mid-Sept C Relay, totally for funsies
Hurtin’ in Haliburton 175+ km September 26 A Oh goodness
Eden Mills CX Series 20 km Multiple C Cyclocross looks fun

Probably a variety of other rides in there as well just to rack up some distance and time in the saddle. Everything is subject to change or be bailed upon because I’m not generally the type of person who does things.

Equipment changes

Coaching change

Training changes

Changes I’ve made over the past couple of months.

Pure polarized/periodized

Lots of too easy, occasionally too hard. Army sizes!

On-bike nutrition

Sugar sugar sugar sugar

Off-bike nutrition

Protein everything

Strength training

Strengthen and lengthen that posterior chain mmmm

Looking forward

Doping

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